The wife says sorry
A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played a Race last week and Jenny ... was the name of my Horse.
Next day, Wife again hit him with the Frying Pan.
Husband: Why nw?
Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone!!!!!!!